How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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You suck big fat slobber

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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