what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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This statement is false.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Women's rights

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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