Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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