What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

The lion swallowed his pride.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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