- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Click here to end the world.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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