- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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