Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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