- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Rush Limbaugh

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Penis

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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