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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

whats my name? Matt

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

what to call someone thats gay zak

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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