- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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