- Anti Joke

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

taking out the trash... at night

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

PIED NINNY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Lil Wayne

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

God. God.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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