A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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