- Anti Joke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

AIDS.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead