Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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