Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What's two plus two? Window

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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