What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Koalas mum is a slut

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

BIG PENIS

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Coldpaly is a good band

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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