What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

1+1=2

Cancer.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

How would you rule?

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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