What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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ur mum

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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James Patrick Campbell

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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