- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Guess what? I like trains.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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