- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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