I need to start studying.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

The WNBA.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...