- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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