So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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