Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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