- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

I can count to potato.

Jebron Lames.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Mitt Romney

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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