- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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