How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

i just pooped that is all!

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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