Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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