There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

This sentence is a lie.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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