- Anti Joke

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Please? No.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.