- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Women's Rights

who is awesome? no one...

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

penis haha

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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