- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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