today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Anti Joke

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