People Eating Tasty Animals

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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your moms my other ride

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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