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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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knock knock who's there? hope

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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