Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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