Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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obama

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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