Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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