- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Stop procrastinating.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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