- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Vagina.

KONY 2012

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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