I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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I have an erection My mom!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Nickelback.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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