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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Black people being friendly.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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