- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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