Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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