- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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