- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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