How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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