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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

to get to the other side.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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