- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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