Why can't february march Because april may

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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why dont they make black forks

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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