Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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