Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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