What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Where's the soap?

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

when debbie meets downer

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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