- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Guess what? AIDS!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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