- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

this is stupid .... yep

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

What did Washington say to California? WC

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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