- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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