- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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