89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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