What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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69

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Your Mother

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