MOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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