What's round and orangey? An orange.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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