What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

I wrote a funny joke.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Today is March 22.

What is the meaning of life? 42

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...