What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Justin

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Vote this up

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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42

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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mark lawson likes boys

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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