"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Anti Joke

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