- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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