- Anti Joke

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Female rights.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Whats green? The color green.

Do you like apples? Yes