A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Michel Moor on a die...

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Justin Bieber.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

book 'em danno

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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