what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Anti Joke

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