- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Where's the dick??? east

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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