- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

How old is your mom Dead

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