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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone