What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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THE GAME

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What's clear and wet? water

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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