Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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sky's sty

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Sarah Palin

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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