what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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feminists.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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